Batman and Captain Twink

Eggland's Best? More Like Eggland's Worst.

Just in case you've never heard of Eggland's Best and their name doesn't give it away, it is a company that sells eggs. This guy does not resemble an egg whatsoever. Two possibilities come to mind when I look at this costume. 1.) A mushroom 2.) A penis

Which do you think?

Milk Dud

It's sad that while grocery shopping, the first thing Suzy thought of when she picked up a carton of milk was, "Like, omigosh! This would make a bangin' costume!" instead of "That poor missing little child. The parents must be so heartbroken and worried. I think I'll go home and say a prayer for this little angel."

Costume WIN!

I almost fell over when I found this. Dress up as Octo-Mom this year for Halloween and you'll be the winner of any costume contest. And as you can see it is a super easy costume to put together. Pure genius. I'm doing the Wayne and Garth "we're not worthy" bow at this chick's feet.

Might as well teach him now

Who has time for innocence? This little guy is what...4 or 5 years old maybe? The age when a child is ripe enough to learn about all the evil that exists out in the world like death, murder, and hatred. Screw the Peter Pan costume. It's too sweet. Maybe next year he can dress up as Adolph Hitler.

Nurses are Underpaid!

It's pretty bad when you have to give your own self a blood transfusion. HMOs suck!

I am a Moron

Today's costume debuts Costume Critic's newest category: PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT! This category will consist of costumes that lack, well(thoughtful pause), effort? Without further ado, I present the Martian:

Whew, I'm really glad he wore his super orange 80's-fied sunglasses or I wouldn't have been able to tell he was a martian at all! Yes, I'm being sarcastic. It was the stoic wave that totally gave him away.